Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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