You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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