He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.