There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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