Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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