i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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