The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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