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Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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