do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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