Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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