I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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