we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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