In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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