I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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