Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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