I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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