Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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