i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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