She is in my trunk
People with herpes should wear stickers.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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