i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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