It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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