I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
