At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Randomize
