NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I miss vodka workout Fridays
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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