What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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