And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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