I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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