I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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