How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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