Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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