i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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