ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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