I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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