escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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