Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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