I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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