I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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