He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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