the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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