This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
