I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Is Oprah even human
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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