Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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