your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.