Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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