Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(312): View more from Illinois

We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.

(248): View more from Michigan

Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?

(312): View more from Illinois

But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.

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(619): View more from California

I want to have your abortion

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(248): View more from Michigan

I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries

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(718): View more from New York

You don't think I'm weird or immature right?

(917): View more from New York City

No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets

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(678): View more from Georgia

This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...

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(813): View more from Florida

yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped

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(208): View more from Idaho

Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.

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