i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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