I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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