Can Purell be used as lube?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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