Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Do plants get herpes?
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