all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.