I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.