drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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