you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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