i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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