i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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