i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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