Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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