I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
