420 ftw
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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